Horrible Histories - The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule Lyrics
I took the throne of EnglandJust 'cause I was protestantA German prince whose English stank, King George number oneI like to argue, now that's clearEspecially with my father hereAnd when he died of diarrhoeaI fought with my sonI broke records with my sixty year reignAnd I broke the scales with my giant frameWe were born to rule over youKing George four, three, one and twoYou had to do what we told you toJust because our blood was blueI was a hunk, girls adored meLadies all swooned before meThey would do anything for meOr I'd have their husbands killedHad a war with Prince Charles BonnyEveryone said that I was f-f-funnyI spent everyone's moneyOur subjects were not thrilledI was the sad one, and I was the bad oneI was the mad one, and I was the fat oneWe were born to rule over youGeorges one, three, four and twoEngland's kings, though we were German tooHim, then him, then me, then youBorn to rule over youGorged on fruit then I died on the looPeople hated us, and we hated them tooBorn to rule over youBorn to rule over youMe I was as batty as a bonkers kangarooMe I would have been more at home in a zooAnd now, now our song is through.
