Hymn - A Man Walks Into A Bar LyricsHere I am sat in a Bar and a Man walks in.A man walks into a bar in Kemp Town and says"I *****in' hate queersI tell you whatIf one came nearI'd smash a glass in his *****in' face.I'd mess him up goodBits of ponce all over the place"(LAUGHING)I'm ENGLISH and I'm Hard.The barman looks confused but addresses the man all the same"You're a man of extreme viewsSo I'm a little perplexedWhy you have chose to boozeIn a rub-a-dub-dubIn the hub of a town whereThe men, they hold hands in two's"The man looked irritated and leant forward."I'm an EnglishmanAnd I go where I damn well pleaseNo shirt lifter will dictateWhere I can buy a beerI bet you're one of them, aint you?If I catch you looking at my arseThen I'll ***** you up too!"(Laughing)The barman handed him his beer"I'm not gay& if you kicked off in hereThen I wouldn't stand in your way.You're obviously a blokeWho wouldn't bat a eyelidIf you were to chokeSomeone who stood in your path."Would you?The man took a large gulp of his drink."Too right, I'm a hard *****er meNobody messes with a geezer who confessesTo regularly filling up " AnE ".It's not right all these *****ing perverts, towel heads & immigrantsPolluting my fair Eng-ger-land.The Germans had it spot on.With the extermination camps and the gassing.Our race needs cleansing.The asylum seekers send em *****ing packing""Cos they are all a bunch of paki cuntsI *****ing hate the runtsI want to step on their face 'n' kick their *****es in their cuntsCos I'm *****in' 'ard I'm from England. You'd better look at me BARMAN.Cos I'm a *****ing CUNT. You can see it in my Smile.Oh, by the way. I'm a football supporter too.I love United for a fight.YEAH.! Kicking Pakis' keeps me up all *****ing night.I *****ing loves it. You can see the tat on my arm, Hitler had it on his uniform.(Laughs)"Don't be scared of me, your the BARMAN.! You feed me booze."The barman was careful not to look the man square in the eye when he said"You're not going to understandA single word I sayAs far as you're concernedJe parle au francaisYears of influence from the right wing viewsInherited ignorance & the tabloid newsHas turned you into the manI see before meYou're a victim because you blame othersFor misfortunes in lifeAnybody different will doAll potential targets for your butterfly knife.The crime of nonconformityShall be punished via youYou mete out your justiceEnforced by fists & bootsWhen you reach the endYou will look back at what you have achievedA trail of blood & fearYou're tortured soul will be unable restYou'll be confined to your spirit prisonAn eternity of hellYour guilt, you're soul, company.You will have failed the test"The man gulps the last of his pint and says"What the ***** you are going on about?"A man walks into a bar in Kemp townAnother man walks into the same barOne man leaves with blood on his shirtThe other man is wheeled out and he is badly hurtAnother pub, another nightFramed by sirens & blue flashing light.They *****ing deserve it, the *****ing Queers, The *****ing Pakis the *****ING NIGGERS, They all *****ing need it.Cos I'm an Englishman, and I have my fun.I watch the football, and I drink lots of beerThen I go out into the street and I kick a *****ing queer.They bleed real good, when I step on their face.My BOOT cracks in their face.It's a *****ing disgrace... Their teeth are in the sole of my boot.How DARE those *****ing queers destroy my boot.I'm a *****ing NAZI man, an' I love it.I'm always *****ing right.The aryan race is for me.I'm a football supporter 'n' I love united.I like to beat the *****ing people up.Cos I thinks I'm really 'ard.My mates all love it, on a Saturday Night.(Laughs)A man walks into a bar in Kemp TownAnother man walks into the same barOne man leaves with blood on his shirtThe other man is wheeled out and he is badly hurtAnother pub, another nightFramed by sirens & blue flashing light.Dispatch... This is dispatch, we have a person. he is on his death bed.Yeah, we hope he is going to make it. He's received a stab woundTo his chest, also his face is a bit of a mess.I think we are going to need the Helicopter on this one.Mate... Are you alright.?You gonna pull through.?