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  • Here I am sat in a Bar and a Man walks in.
  • A man walks into a bar in Kemp Town and says
  • "I *****in' hate queers
  • I tell you what
  • If one came near
  • I'd smash a glass in his *****in' face.
  • I'd mess him up good
  • Bits of ponce all over the place"
  • (LAUGHING)
  • I'm ENGLISH and I'm Hard.
  • The barman looks confused but addresses the man all the same
  • "You're a man of extreme views
  • So I'm a little perplexed
  • Why you have chose to booze
  • In a rub-a-dub-dub
  • In the hub of a town where
  • The men, they hold hands in two's"
  • The man looked irritated and leant forward.
  • "I'm an Englishman
  • And I go where I damn well please
  • No shirt lifter will dictate
  • Where I can buy a beer
  • I bet you're one of them, aint you?
  • If I catch you looking at my arse
  • Then I'll ***** you up too!"
  • (Laughing)
  • The barman handed him his beer
  • "I'm not gay
  • & if you kicked off in here
  • Then I wouldn't stand in your way.
  • You're obviously a bloke
  • Who wouldn't bat a eyelid
  • If you were to choke
  • Someone who stood in your path."
  • Would you?
  • The man took a large gulp of his drink.
  • "Too right, I'm a hard *****er me
  • Nobody messes with a geezer who confesses
  • To regularly filling up " AnE ".
  • It's not right all these *****ing perverts, towel heads & immigrants
  • Polluting my fair Eng-ger-land.
  • The Germans had it spot on.
  • With the extermination camps and the gassing.
  • Our race needs cleansing.
  • The asylum seekers send em *****ing packing"
  • "Cos they are all a bunch of paki cunts
  • I *****ing hate the runts
  • I want to step on their face 'n' kick their *****es in their cunts
  • Cos I'm *****in' 'ard I'm from England. You'd better look at me BARMAN.
  • Cos I'm a *****ing CUNT. You can see it in my Smile.
  • Oh, by the way. I'm a football supporter too.
  • I love United for a fight.
  • YEAH.! Kicking Pakis' keeps me up all *****ing night.
  • I *****ing loves it. You can see the tat on my arm,
  • Hitler had it on his uniform.
  • (Laughs)
  • "Don't be scared of me, your the BARMAN.!
  • You feed me booze."
  • The barman was careful not to look the man square in the eye when he said
  • "You're not going to understand
  • A single word I say
  • As far as you're concerned
  • Je parle au francais
  • Years of influence from the right wing views
  • Inherited ignorance & the tabloid news
  • Has turned you into the man
  • I see before me
  • You're a victim because you blame others
  • For misfortunes in life
  • Anybody different will do
  • All potential targets for your butterfly knife.
  • The crime of nonconformity
  • Shall be punished via you
  • You mete out your justice
  • Enforced by fists & boots
  • When you reach the end
  • You will look back at what you have achieved
  • A trail of blood & fear
  • You're tortured soul will be unable rest
  • You'll be confined to your spirit prison
  • An eternity of hell
  • Your guilt, you're soul, company.
  • You will have failed the test"
  • The man gulps the last of his pint and says
  • "What the ***** you are going on about?"
  • A man walks into a bar in Kemp town
  • Another man walks into the same bar
  • One man leaves with blood on his shirt
  • The other man is wheeled out and he is badly hurt
  • Another pub, another night
  • Framed by sirens & blue flashing light.
  • They *****ing deserve it, the *****ing Queers,
  • The *****ing Pakis the *****ING NIGGERS,
  • They all *****ing need it.
  • Cos I'm an Englishman, and I have my fun.
  • I watch the football, and I drink lots of beer
  • Then I go out into the street and I kick a *****ing queer.
  • They bleed real good, when I step on their face.
  • My BOOT cracks in their face.
  • It's a *****ing disgrace...
  • Their teeth are in the sole of my boot.
  • How DARE those *****ing queers destroy my boot.
  • I'm a *****ing NAZI man, an' I love it.
  • I'm always *****ing right.
  • The aryan race is for me.
  • I'm a football supporter 'n' I love united.
  • I like to beat the *****ing people up.
  • Cos I thinks I'm really 'ard.
  • My mates all love it, on a Saturday Night.
  • (Laughs)
  • A man walks into a bar in Kemp Town
  • Another man walks into the same bar
  • One man leaves with blood on his shirt
  • The other man is wheeled out and he is badly hurt
  • Another pub, another night
  • Framed by sirens & blue flashing light.
  • Dispatch...
  • This is dispatch, we have a person. he is on his death bed.
  • Yeah, we hope he is going to make it. He's received a stab wound
  • To his chest, also his face is a bit of a mess.
  • I think we are going to need the Helicopter on this one.
  • Mate... Are you alright.?
  • You gonna pull through.?

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