Insane Clown Posse - Red Christmas Lyrics
Jiggle my mutha *****en balls *****Insane clown posse back in this mutha *****aHey yo violent j, whats up?Its christmas, time for a sadahMaybe your wife, maybe your daughterIts midnight, I land my sleighMake way for jolly st. jClimb down the chimney, for the murderDressed as the fat man everyones heard ofShimmy down, shimmy down, what the *****?Somebody help me, Im stuckNow what to do?I feel whack I got stuck in a chimney stackBut I hackAnd shimmer on down santa claus clownCant ***** around, now livingroom, shhh, I creepTiptoes cuz they asleepI pulled out the ax and slid down the hallI got a gift for all of yallWhats that? I better hide quickOh *****, its the real st. nickAnd he musta been taken a shitBut regardless, I better move quick, nowSo I jumped him, santas no joke*****ed around got my damn neck brokeHe strap, shot, he didnt miss (gunshots and ho ho ho)Im dreaming of a dead christmas,The kind youll never have again,Cuz if you have a dead christmas,That means youre dead and thats the endHave a merry christmas you *****in chump,Seasons greatings loser, yo 2 dope kick it!Jack frost nibbles, ha, but ***** thatI aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsackAnd my buttcrack, toes, and elbowsMy nutz is froze***** you hoesSo I made a friend like me, a snow manHe was down with the clown like a blow manHad a hat and eyes outta charcoalAnd a pipe, we fill it with endoMe and him sang songs in the snowflakesHe ate snowballs, I ate cornflakesAnd we both would freeze our ballz offI was there every time his head fallz offI put it back on for him with a smileHe was my boy, made from a snow pileThen the storm came, a blizzardSnow, wind, ice, a blizzardWe pulled through we hid in an alleyThe next day it was like sunny valleyHe was meltin I was just fineHe got pissed and pulled out a nineIf Im gonna die you should come with me cuz we boyz (gunshot) it hit meDamn Im dyin, Im dead he got his wishAnd all I got was another red christmasSilent night, violent fightNow Im deadOne to the headChristmas this year seemed so whackHappy new year ***** boy I got a new years resolutionFor your chicken ass mutha to kiss my mutha *****en ass, woo! jingle bellz, jingle bellz jingle all the wayPass your *****en mom up if the icp dont play,Hey wicked clowns, wicked clowns*****es drop your drawersDont talk back just suck my sack and fiddle with my ballzYeah, icp, southwest for life,Christmas time know what Im sayin,Mr. chris cringle, you fat *****, mutha *****a never came,Shit, Im a slap your across your red ass face mutha *****a, ughSouthwest downOn the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me12 dead chicken boys11 stinking *****es10 bigots dying9 mothers *****ing8 crackhead babies7 redneck hoes6 rotting bodies5 cases of faygo, hey!4 neden holes3 fat stanks2 splatterd dogs and1 dead governor e
