Jan & Dean - Tijuana Lyrics
It's the little old lady from Tijuana(Ay! Ay!)The little old lady from TijuanaShe knows how but she don't wannaIf you ever see her aroundShe'll pick you up and she'll put you downEverybody knows that there's nobody strongerThan the little old lady from TijuanaShe'll curl your nose and she'll pull your hairShe's the terror of everyone that is a squareIt's the little old lady from Tijuana(Ay! Ay!)Everybody wonders what she's got in her pot nowYou can bet your hauraches that it's worth a lot nowShe's got a bunch of bananas that'll blow your mindTwo for a nickel and one for a dimeAnd everybody knows that there's nobody strongerThan the little old lady from TijuanaShe'll curl your nose and she'll pull your hairShe's the terror of everyone that is a squareIt's the little old lady from TijuanaShe's got a mule drawn cart that's really a groove nowIf the cops try to stop her she can really move nowShe whips a little hay on her assMan this chick is really a gasAnd everybody knows that there's nobody strongerThan the little old lady from TijuanaShe'll curl your nose and she'll pull your hairShe's the terror of everyone that is a squareIt's the little old lady from TijuanaGo granny, go granny, go granny, go