Jill Sobule - Lucy At The Gym Lyrics
Lucy at the gymShe's there every time I go,and I don't go that often, so she must live at the gymI stare at her ribs they show through the spandexHer little legs are working, she's going somewhereShe's climbing up the stairsAnd when she reaches the top her dreams will be thereLucy at the gymLucy on the scale for the third timeThru thick and thin, Lucy's at the gymShe's staring at the clock and like the 2nd hand she never stopsShe's Lucy at the gymWhen she takes a shower, after all the hoursDoes she have a place to goIs there someone waitingOr is Lucy all aloneI'm at the gym and Lucy's not thereIt's got me kinda worried so I imagine the worstShe's made it up to heavenAnd when she met her maker, he said "come right in""I'll show you around the gym""Everyone's beautiful and thin""And here there's no sin,and your life can beginLucy at the gym"