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  • L.A. face with the Oakland booty
  • I like big butts and I cannot lie
  • You other brothers can't deny
  • When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
  • And a round thing in your face
  • You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
  • You notice that butt was stuffed
  • Deep in the jeans she's wearing
  • I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
  • Ooh babe, I wanna get wit'cha
  • And take your pretty picture
  • My homeboys tried to warn me
  • But that butt you got makes me so horny
  • Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin
  • You say you wanna get in my Benz?
  • Well, use me, use me
  • 'Cause you ain't that average groupie
  • I've seen them dancin'
  • To hell with romancin'
  • She's sweat, wet,
  • Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
  • I'm tired of magazines
  • Sayin' flat butts are the thing
  • Take the average black man and ask him that
  • She gotta pack much back
  • So, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
  • Has your girlfriend got the butt? (yeah)
  • Tell her to shake it, shake it
  • Shake that healthy butt
  • (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
  • Baby got back
  • (Little in the middle)
  • Baby got back
  • (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
  • Baby got back
  • (Little in the middle)
  • Baby got back
  • I like 'em round and big
  • And when I'm throwin' a gig
  • I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
  • Now here's my scandal
  • I wanna get you home
  • And whoa, double-up, whoa whoa
  • I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy
  • 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
  • I want 'em real thick and juicy
  • So find that juicy double
  • Jonny C's in trouble
  • Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
  • So I'm lookin' at rock videos
  • Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hos
  • You can have them bimbos
  • I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
  • A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
  • I won't cuss or hit ya
  • But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
  • Till the break of dawn
  • Baby got it goin' on
  • A lot of simps won't like this song
  • 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
  • And I'd rather stay and play
  • 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
  • And I'm down to get the friction on
  • So, ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)
  • If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
  • Then turn around, stick it out
  • Even white boys got to shout
  • Baby got back
  • (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
  • Baby got back
  • (Little in the middle)
  • Baby got back
  • (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
  • Baby got back
  • (Little in the middle)
  • Baby got back
  • (spoken)
  • Actually, when it comes to females,
  • Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection.
  • I mean, 36-24-36?
  • Maybe if she's 5' 3"
  • So your girlfriend rolls a Honda,
  • Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
  • But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
  • My anaconda don't want none
  • Unless you have got buns, hon
  • You can do side bends or sit-ups,
  • But please don't lose that butt
  • Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
  • And tell you that the butt ain't gold
  • So they toss it and they leave it
  • And I pull up quick to retrieve it
  • So Cosmo says you're fat
  • Well I ain't down with that
  • 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
  • And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
  • To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
  • You ain't it, Miss Thing
  • Give me a sister, I can't resist her
  • Red beans and rice didn't miss her
  • Some knucklehead tried to dis
  • 'Cause his girls are on my list
  • He had game but he chose to hit 'em
  • And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
  • So ladies (yeah) if the butt is round (yeah)
  • And you want a triple-X throw down
  • Dial 1-900-JONNYC
  • And kick them nasty thoughts
  • (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
  • Baby got back
  • (Little in the middle)
  • Baby got back
  • (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
  • Baby got back
  • (Little in the middle)
  • Baby got back

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