Jonathan Coulton - I Hate California Lyrics
I hate CaliforniaThere's something out there I just don't getI know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strangeBecause I dress as if the weather's gonna changeBut it never doesI hate CaliforniaI hate CaliforniaThe sun goes down the wrong sideSomething in the water, maybe something in the sandMaybe some west coast thing I'll never understandMaybe just becauseI hate CaliforniaI don't blame the Beach BoysI don't blame HollywoodI don't blame L.A.Although I probably shouldI don't blame the sky for its careless shade of blueLord knows I don't blame youLord knows I don't blame youI hate CaliforniaOne more beach day come and goneAnd by the time you've finished gazing at the sea3,000 miles away there's nothing left for meIf there ever wasI hate CaliforniaI don't blame the Beach BoysI don't blame HollywoodI don't blame L.A.Although I probably shouldI don't blame the sky for its careless shade of blueLord knows I don't blame youLord knows I don't blame youLord knowsI hate California
