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Jonathan Coulton - Ikea Lyrics

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  • Long ago in days of yore
  • It all began with a god named Thor.
  • There were Vikings and boats
  • And some plans for a furniture store.
  • It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
  • And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
  • As if there were apartments smaller than mine
  • Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
  • Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
  • Everyone has a home
  • And if you don't have a home you can buy one there
  • So rent a car or take the bus
  • Lay your cash down and put your trust
  • In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
  • Billy the bookcase says hello
  • And so does a table whose name is Ingo
  • And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
  • Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
  • Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
  • Everyone has a home
  • And if you don't have a home you can buy one there
  • Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
  • Ikea: meatballs, tasty
  • Ikea: Allen wrenches
  • All of them for free
  • All of them for me
  • I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
  • I just bought a table for 60 bucks
  • And a chair and a lamp
  • And a shelf and some candles for you
  • I was a doubter just like you
  • Till I saw the American dream come true
  • In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade
  • Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
  • Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
  • Everyone has a home
  • But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

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