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KMD - Hard Wit No Hoe Lyrics

  • Intro
  • [I wish I could go along with you but I do have a problem. I've got
  • my (Soul!) but I can't find my (Damn Hoe!)]
  • Verse 1
  • Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets
  • Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z's correct
  • Next step's to count sheep
  • But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles they sleep
  • Yeah they sleep I think I'll check a shorter story
  • Title: Bo's Hoe sound's boring perfect for these
  • sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged
  • Yeah, I know...turn the page
  • Verse 2
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  • [Ha-ha huh...let's begin!]
  • Book-marks the first page
  • And reads once upon an age in a far far land
  • lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course
  • From behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across
  • just to witness Sam's crop business
  • boomin' like the big guy's, but get this
  • Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams
  • He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah)
  • Page 2: Sam view's the sight -
  • What goes at Bo's over his picket white
  • Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'
  • sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe
  • Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin'
  • Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin'
  • 'bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky
  • The plot thickens, onto page 3...
  • Verse 3
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  • Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue
  • Once nothin...then *****-a-doodle-doo
  • All three knew this tool more than well
  • Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells
  • Well, clock says Sam's off to tend to his crop
  • Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop
  • Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one eye
  • for something here is not quite cipher
  • "E-I-E-I-O!" screamed Bo
  • "Left on my lawn, now it's gone, where's my hoe?
  • O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds
  • Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds?
  • Plus make true my foremost desire
  • To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?"
  • By, uh, 100% life gets hard
  • When one hoe goes from one's garden
  • Verse 4
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  • Page 4: Little Bo weeped
  • Cleared tears from eyes then Little Bo peeped
  • through a hole in Sam's six foot fence
  • where Sam was seen plantin' tall and short pea plants
  • Hence the moral of the fable:
  • Always keep a boring book on your night table
  • A Tom is not able
  • But when you grow up to be a farmer keep an eye on your yard
  • Cuz with no hoe it's hard

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