Kinks - Out Of The Wardrobe Lyrics
Has anybody here seen a chick called dickHe looks real burly but hes really hipHes six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairyWell, he married betty lou back in 65 when you had to be butch to surviveBut lately hes been looking at his wife with mixed emotionsYou see, hes not a common place closet queenHe shouldnt be hidden, he should be seencos when he puts on that dressHe looks like a princessThe day he came out of the wardrobeBetty lou got quite a surpriseShe didnt know whether she should get angry or not bat an eyeShe really couldnt call up her motherMama would positively dieShould she go or stay or should she try to get a trial separationYou see, hes not a faggot as you might supposeHe just feels restricted in conventional clothescos when he puts on that dress, he feels like a princessHes not a dandy, hes only living out a fantasyHes not a pansy, hes only being what he wants to beNow his life is rearranged and hes grateful for the changeHes out of the wardrobe and now hes got no regretsBetty lou didnt know what to do at firstBut shes learning how to cope at lastShes got the best of both worldsAnd shes really in a state of elationShe says it helps their relationshipShe says a change is as good as a restAnd their friends finally coming round to their way of thinkingShe wears the trousers and smokes the pipeAnd he washes upShe helps him wipecos when he puts on that dressHe looks like a princessHes out of the wardrobe and hes feeling alrightHes out of the wardrobe and hes feeling satisfiedNow its farewell to the pastThe secrets out at lastHes out of the wardrobe and now hes got no regrets
