Kitty (rapper) - Thanks Kathryn Obvious (from The Lizzie McGuire Experience EP, 2012) Lyrics
If you write down the things that make me cool it's a short listI don't want to talk about my small wristsIt's been a while since my last kissCause I meanIt's hard to find a nice techieI should be alternativeLike BeckyCause she's pretty and she's sexyProbably just mad because nobody gets meAnd I all I ever want to do is sit in my roomAnd watch spiderman lose to Dr. DoomI miss the days before everybody thought I was a stalkerI've always been the dork ass jammed inside the lockerCause I thought I was shenaYou know, a punk rocker?'Till I grew into wanting to be FlockaAnd everybody hates itWhat a shocker!I've been hot since grade school soccerWhen the coach tried to put me on the benchI *****in' shot her!Nah, just kidding I'm a lawyer's daughterI'm not a badassI'm not awesomeI'm a little ginger wuss, I'm bubbles I'm not blossomOn the V.I.P list I'm at the bottomI've been hiding in my closet all summer and autumnWatching Jimmy NeutronDying of boredomAnd all of my friends hate me, because I ignored themSo talk to base ferrellAnd ***** swag, and slug and shitAnd everybody else that im in love withAnd everybody else that im in love withAnd everybody else that im in love withAnd everybody else that im in love withAnd everybody else that im in love with***** thisEveryone in Florida is a shamSo I went back to hollywood specifically for CameronAnd right after I landed in L.A.XI ran into my ex and he looked a little vexedThey said, is there a problem?YesHe said, California hates you ***** why'd you bother?I just came for the fries with the carne asadaAnd to prove that I can go a lot harderThen Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, PradaBut whatever I'm in LouisianaWith my baby JamesConsider your post flamedIf without himYou probably wouldn't even know my nameSo he's one of the hundreds that I'm in love with along with everybody else I'm in love withAnd all the other people I'm in love withEverybody else I'm in love withAnd everybody else that I'm in love withAnd everybody else that I'm in love withAnd everybody else that I've been in love withAnd everybody else that I didn't love withAnd everybody else that says they love meI mean all the shine on mine is lovelyI feel like such a lucky little kid like CudiAnd if you don't like meI know that I'm suckyAnd nobody likes my music, they just kinda wanna ***** meSo here you go, here's your shoutout's honeyHiNancyChristianMichaelBradNoahMattDaniAnd that ***** who said that can't stand me on YouTubeWearing some dumb Slayer band teeHave fun dealing with those six fans*****er, saying I copied Odd Future, What the ***** is wrong with you?I'm just a little girl, stop picking on me on the internetTelling people to be mean to me on Last.FmOkayI'm telling on you
