Kool Moe Dee - Go See The Doctor Lyrics
Three days later, go see the doctor...I was, walking down the street, rocking my beatClapping my hands and stomping my feetI saw a little lady so neet and petiteSo was so sweet, yes I wanted to meetSo I asked this lady could I take her outWe could wine and dine and we could talk aboutThe birds and the bees in my waterbedAnd you could treat me like a buddha and bow your headWe continued to talk, and before you knew itWe were at my house and it was time to do itAs soon as I finished, I lost my poiseRan outside and told all my boysI said listen up fellas, come over here, bust itThey said did you get it? I said yeah, they said how was it?The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked herBut three days later, go see the doctorI rocked her to the left, rocked her to the rightShe felt so good, hugged me so tightI said good nightThree days later...Woke up fussing, yelling and cussingDrip drip dripping and puss puss pussingI went to the bathroom and said mama mia!Im a kill that girl next time I see herThe madder I got, the more I reminiceWhy is my thing thing burning like this?Well I remember the first day I saw that girlI just couldnt wait to rock her worldI said hey good looking, what you got cooking?What have I done stuck my dick in?Now I know why her ex-boyfriend daveCalls her mrs. microwaveCause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learnThe hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burnedBut the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked herBut three days later, go see the doctorI went to the doctors office, I said what have I got?He said turn around boy and take this shotI looked at him like he was crazy, and I said what?Aint nobody sticking nothing in my buttHe turned and said in a real deep voiceHave it your way, if thats your choiceAnd Ill put it down if you want me to put itBut dont blame me if it turns into a footExtending from the middle of your bodyAnd the next time you see your cute hottieYou wont be able to screw, the only thing you can doIs just kick her, so go take karateAs I turned around to receive my injectionI said next time Ill use some protectionIf I see another girl and I get an erectionIm walking in the other directionCause I dont wanna do the sick sick danceSo Im keeping my prick inside my pantsAnd if I see another girl and I know I can rock herBefore I push up Ill make her go see the doctor