Moxy Fruvous - Green Eggs And Ham Lyrics
Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flickThink twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham.There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-AmThat's me!I don't like you, Sam-I-AmWell, that's fine, that's cool, I understandBut do you like green eggs and ham?I don't like green eggs and hamNo, I don't like 'em, Sam-I-AmWould you like them here or there?I wouldn't like them anywhere'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-AmNo, I don't like green eggs and hamWould you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your ear?NoI'm gonna make this perfectly clearI would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouseI would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,No, not for me, green eggs and hamWould you like them if I served them to you in a boxCandlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch?Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on theBlaster...Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouseStop bugging me, you louse!I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green eggs and hamWell, would you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you areHe's gonna like them, you're gonna seeYou might like them up in a treeNo, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me beNo fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere'Cause you guessed it, I don't like green eggs and hamI don't like 'em, Sam-I-AmA train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a trainOr up in an aeroplane?How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and parkWe could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls barkNo, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up aTree'Cause I don't like 'em, Sam, see,Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red foxNot here, there, and everywhereDidn't even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ...Well, you don't like green eggs and hamOh, Mr. Perception, Sam-I-AmWell I know that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!I would not could not with a goatWell would you could you on a boatI would not could not on a boatAnd I will not ever with a goatI'm not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I shouldIntroduce you to my friend painNot in the dark, not up a tree,Not on your fine china with Earl Grey TeaNo boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives - no spouses!Why you trying to make me eat that?I don't like it, I wouldn't serve it to my catI said already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,I do not like green eggs ham!Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't like them, so you sayAnd he's beginning to remind me of Doris DayYou say you don't like this and you don't like thatWell you're starting to sound like a finicky catJust try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better thanTwo greenish eggs over easy in the fry-panAnd to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!Now Sam, if you get out of my faceI'll try that and puke all over the place (good!)Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quickThan a great big puddle of sick!Say...say...not bad, green eggs and hamI believe I like them, Sam-I-AmAnd I'd eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a trainIn a car, up a tree, they're pretty good, you seeSo I'd eat them in a box with a foxI'd eat them in a house and with the house-mouseI'd eat them here, I'd eat them thereI'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwearI think you're ok, Sam-I-AmWell, I wouldn't let you down, you stubborn old man!Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough..Are you kidding? I don't eat that stuff!