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Moxy Fruvous - Green Eggs And Ham Lyrics

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  • Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick
  • 'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flick
  • Think twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"
  • Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham.
  • There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am
  • That's me!
  • I don't like you, Sam-I-Am
  • Well, that's fine, that's cool, I understand
  • But do you like green eggs and ham?
  • I don't like green eggs and ham
  • No, I don't like 'em, Sam-I-Am
  • Would you like them here or there?
  • I wouldn't like them anywhere
  • 'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
  • No, I don't like green eggs and ham
  • Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
  • Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your ear?
  • No
  • I'm gonna make this perfectly clear
  • I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse
  • I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
  • 'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
  • No, not for me, green eggs and ham
  • Would you like them if I served them to you in a box
  • Candlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch?
  • Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the
  • Blaster...
  • Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouse
  • Stop bugging me, you louse!
  • I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green eggs and ham
  • Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are
  • He's gonna like them, you're gonna see
  • You might like them up in a tree
  • No, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me be
  • No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
  • 'Cause you guessed it, I don't like green eggs and ham
  • I don't like 'em, Sam-I-Am
  • A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a train
  • Or up in an aeroplane?
  • How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and park
  • We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark
  • No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a
  • Tree
  • 'Cause I don't like 'em, Sam, see,
  • Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red fox
  • Not here, there, and everywhere
  • Didn't even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
  • Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ...
  • Well, you don't like green eggs and ham
  • Oh, Mr. Perception, Sam-I-Am
  • Well I know that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
  • I would not could not with a goat
  • Well would you could you on a boat
  • I would not could not on a boat
  • And I will not ever with a goat
  • I'm not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
  • Introduce you to my friend pain
  • Not in the dark, not up a tree,
  • Not on your fine china with Earl Grey Tea
  • No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives - no spouses!
  • Why you trying to make me eat that?
  • I don't like it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat
  • I said already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,
  • I do not like green eggs ham!
  • Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't like them, so you say
  • And he's beginning to remind me of Doris Day
  • You say you don't like this and you don't like that
  • Well you're starting to sound like a finicky cat
  • Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better than
  • Two greenish eggs over easy in the fry-pan
  • And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!
  • Now Sam, if you get out of my face
  • I'll try that and puke all over the place (good!)
  • Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick
  • Than a great big puddle of sick!
  • Say...say...not bad, green eggs and ham
  • I believe I like them, Sam-I-Am
  • And I'd eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,
  • I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a train
  • In a car, up a tree, they're pretty good, you see
  • So I'd eat them in a box with a fox
  • I'd eat them in a house and with the house-mouse
  • I'd eat them here, I'd eat them there
  • I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear
  • I think you're ok, Sam-I-Am
  • Well, I wouldn't let you down, you stubborn old man!
  • Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough
  • ..Are you kidding? I don't eat that stuff!

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