NWA - ***** tha Police Lyrics
[D.O.C. as Court Officer]Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effectJudge Dre presidingIn the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police DepartmentProsecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice CubeAnd Eazy-mother*****ing-E[Dr. Dre as The Judge]Order, order, orderIce Cube, take the mother*****ing standDo you swear to tell the truth, the whole truthAnd nothing but the truth so help your black ass?[Ice Cube as Witness]You goddamn right![Dr. Dre]Well won't you tell everybody what the ***** you gotta say?[Ice Cube]***** the police coming straight from the undergroundA young nigga got it bad cause I'm brownAnd not the other color so police thinkThey have the authority to kill a minority***** that shit, cause I ain't the oneFor a punk mother*****er with a badge and a gunTo be beating on, and throwing in jailWe can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell*****ing with me cause I'm a teenagerWith a little bit of gold and a pagerSearching my car, looking for the productThinking every nigga is selling narcoticsYou'd rather see, me in the penThan me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-oBeat a police out of shapeAnd when I'm finished, bring the yellow tapeTo tape off the scene of the slaughterStill getting swoll off bread and waterI don't know if they fags or whatSearch a nigga down, and grabbing his nutsAnd on the other hand, without a gun they can't get noneBut don't let it be a black and a white oneCause they'll slam ya down to the street topBlack police showing out for the white copIce Cube will swarmOn any mother*****er in a blue uniformJust cause I'm from the CPTPunk police are afraid of me, huhA young nigga on the warpathAnd when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbathOf cops, dying in L.AYo Dre, I got something to say[Hook]***** Tha Police (Repeat x4)[Scene 1]Pull your god damn ass over right nowAww shit, now what the ***** you pullin me over for?Cause I feel like it!Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the ***** upMan, ***** this shitAight smartass, I'm taking your black ass to jail![Dr. Dre]MC Ren, will you please give your testimonyTo the jury about this *****ed up incident?[MC Ren]***** the police and Ren said it with authorityBecause the niggas on the street is a majorityA gang, is with whoever I'm steppingAnd the mother*****ing weapon is kept inA stash box, for the so-called lawWishing Ren was a nigga that they never sawLights start flashing behind meBut they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind meBut that shit don't work, I just laughBecause it gives them a hint not to step in my pathFor police, I'm saying, "***** you punk!"Reading my rights and shit, it's all junkPulling out a silly club, so you standWith a fake-ass badge and a gun in your handBut take off the gun so you can see what's upAnd we'll go at it punk, and I'mma ***** you up!Make you think I'mma kick your assBut drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blastI'm sneaky as ***** when it comes to crimeBut I'mma smoke them now and not next timeSmoke any mother*****er that sweats meOr any ***** that threatens meI'm a sniper with a hell of a scopeTaking out a cop or two, they can't cope with meThe mother*****ing villain that's madWith potential, to get bad as *****So I'mma turn it aroundPut in my clip, yo, and this is the sound{*BOOM, BOOM*} Yeah, something like thatBut it all depends on the size of the gatTaking out a police would make my dayBut a nigga like Ren don't give a ***** to say[Hook][Scene 2]{*knocking on the door*}Yeah man, what you need?Police, open nowAww shitWe have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrestGet down and put your hands up where I can see 'em(Move mother*****er, move now!)What the ***** did I do, man what did I do?Just shut the ***** upAnd get your mother*****ing ass on the floor(You heard the man, shut the ***** up!)But I didn't do shitMan just shut the ***** up![Dr. Dre]Eazy-E, won't you step up to the standAnd tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?[Eazy-E]I'm tired of the mother*****ing jackingSweating my gang, while I'm chilling in the shack, andShining the light in my face, and for what?Maybe it's because I kick so much buttI kick ass -- or maybe cause I blastOn a stupid-ass nigga when I'm playing with the triggerOf an Uzi or an AKCause the police always got something stupid to sayThey put out my picture with silenceCause my identity by itself causes violenceThe E with the criminal behaviorYeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavorWithout a gun and a badge, what do ya got?A sucker in a uniform waiting to get shotBy me, or another niggaAnd with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger(MC Ren: Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school fool)And as you all know, E's here to ruleWhenever I'm rolling, keep looking in the mirrorAnd ears on cue, yo, so I can hear aDumb mother*****er with a gunAnd if I'm rolling off the 8, he'll be the oneThat I take out, and then get awayWhile I'm driving off laughing this is what I'll say[Hook]The verdictThe jury has found you guilty of being a redneckWhite bread, chickenshit mother*****erBut wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!Get him out of here!I want justice!Get him the ***** out my face!I want justice!Out, right now!***** you, you black mother*****ers![Hook]
