Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing Lyrics
He's the wasp in the jam, he's the dad at the partyThe trash in the beauty spotHe's the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointmentThe nail in the parking lotLet's give the man a hug then put him out to grassFeel sorry for the bug, the one that's up his assWe're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gasWe're turning on the gasAnd he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecreamAnd he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancingYeah he don't like dancingHe's the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the foreheadThe crack in the window paneHe's the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebedThe truck in the outside laneSo get the kids along and fill him up with loveThen sing a happy song yeah, really piss him offCos everything is wrong and nothing's good enoughIt won't be good enoughAnd he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecreamAnd he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancingAnd he don't like your face and he won't die laughingSo chuck it and run, he'll only make you madJust go and have some fun, the best you've ever hadAnd say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like thatPlease don't let me get like that"And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecreamAnd he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancingAnd he don't like your face and he won't die laughing