Pat Green - If I Was The Devil Lyrics
If I was the devilI'd hang out in blue eye, MissouriWhere the water and the mountain collideI'd scare all the little childrenAnd rumble around beneath the bedsTell them all kind of storiesI cant help but get them stuck in their headsThen I'd take out some of your livestockYou can blame it on the beast of the nightYou know it was meSame as you know wrong and rightIf I was the devilI'd go and find your preacher manCrusty and white hairI'd tell him that hell is on the wayScare him right out of his skinSee the brimstone in his eyesThen a band of fat white deacons would take him far awayThat would be just fine with meIf I was the devilIf I was the devilI'd gather up all your dreamsAnd drop them to the bottom if a black lagoonI'd steal away all your patience and steal away all your prideLeave you with nothing but uncontrollable fearAnd then id reveal my masterpieceAs I dance around with the nightDown in blue eye, MissouriWhere the water and the mountain collide
