Pinhead Gunpowder - Certain Things Lyrics
He is good at certain thingsLike making you feel guiltyAnd disappointing everybodyAt breaking promises and plansAnd talking shit behind your backAnd telling you how you should liveWhile he goes nowhere fastHe says I only see his faultsBut that's not trueI'm trying to have a positive attitudeYeah, he is good, really goodAt certain thingsShe is good at certain thingsLike staying at home watching TVYeah, she really does it perfectlyBut that's not all, you also getSnotty condescending commentsAnd she's really good at turningA small problemInto a huge dramatic messThese talents didn't come naturally thoughIt took a lot of practiceTo get them down so wellNow she is good, really goodAt certain thingsThey were both really goodReally good friends of mineBut people they change over timeNow they are so perfect togetherI'm glad they found each otherThey make such a wonderful couple