Rick Moranis - Asian Confusion Lyrics
Let’s order in like we do every weekWe can eat everything from containersSpeed dial five, I thank God I’m aliveIt’s an Erev Monday morning no-brainerLet’s order in from the regular placeIt will be here in less than half an hourHow ’bout we get all the usual thingsYou are wonton, I’m always hot and sourSunday night Chinese foodEverything is greasy goodDon’t worry God is in Church all day todayOnce a week is understoodI can’t believe it is already hereMaybe they’re not that busy, wonder whyI’ll get some cash, get the door, what’s the tipIs he new or the usual guySunday night Chinese foodEnding the week a perfect wayIt’s the only thing Chinese that God likes to makeRight here in the USAWhat is this dish, looks like squid in its inkLobster sauce, jumbo shrimp, crispy porkThis is not our food, call them back, where’s the billIt’s for someone in the building named SchwartzThey probably got our Chinese foodEverything we ordered greasy goodSometimes even God gets things the wrong wayNow and then is understoodI’ll get the door, it must be the guy againTo switch bags, give us our proper foodLook it’s the people from 23BAll this time I thought they were kosher tooCome in sit down, we have nice paper platesWe don’t ask, we don’t tell, have some sodaThis is our place, yes, we’ve seen you aroundWe knew your mother, she looked a lot like YodaSunday night Chinese foodOur weekly observant exclusionGod will be happy that we had you in our homeA bashert little Asian confusionSunday nightSunday nightSunday nightSunday night