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Rolf Harris - Big Dog Lyrics

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  • Rolf Harris - Big Dog
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  • This great big wolf hound's standing staring at me,
  • Licking his chops and weighing me up for tea.
  • I'm a guy who don't scare easily.
  • That's the truth, cor, look at that tooth,
  • And he's just standing, slobbering and panting, Looking at me.
  • They never had this great dog here yesterday.
  • Her old man's bought him just to scare me away.
  • I bet he's in there laughing, shouting 'Hooray'.
  • And I'm scared to death, and puppy dog's breath,
  • is coming faster, it's gonna be disaster,
  • I daren't run away.
  • Her dad's got a right to object to the way I dress,
  • I guess.
  • But to buy a huge pup to tear me up,
  • Look his jaws and his paws and his maws all wet,
  • It's not sweat, it's saliva,
  • and he'll be the sole survivor.
  • That's pure vindictiveness.
  • So, when his great mastiff has torn me limb from limb,
  • What'll his precious daughter think about him.
  • I'm not very bright but I'm certainly not that dim.
  • You see, then, her father,
  • He will have made me a martyr (you see).
  • And when me head's been torn to shreds,
  • She's gonna blame him.
  • Sounds gory, don't it?
  • I've turned green.
  • Still I might as well go in a blaze of glory,
  • If you know what I mean.
  • Just the same, I wish I had the courage to run.
  • Either that or I wish I had a dirty great gun.
  • Well, if I really gotta die then I better get it over and done.
  • Cor, that dog's immense,
  • Still, here I go, over the fence.
  • Go on, dog, go on, treat me as lunch meat,
  • Savage me and crunch me, here's me foot, have fun.

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