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  • Spoken introduction:
  • Nicholas! Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet
  • my two pals, my buddies, my two amigos. I'll tell you all about them - well...
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  • I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • Here's what they said to me, 'Use your head, just see your life is very, very dull"
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick, what should a fellow do?'
  • He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, you should try a cigarette or two.'
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • So I lit a fag, and I took a drag, then to my great surprise,
  • I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp,
  • And everything spun round before my eyes.
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal, what do you really think?'
  • He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • So quick as a wink, I took a drink, swigged a glassful down.
  • First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me,
  • And everything went all spinning round.
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • Well, here is the joke, when I awoke, it wasn't finished yet,
  • I noticed first a terrible thirst
  • And then a craving for a cigarette.
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush.
  • As you can see, there's no change in me,
  • I'm still as pure as the driven slush.
  • Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
  • Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
  • Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

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