SRH - Mitch Hedberg Pt1 Lyrics
I saw a band in LA and uhThe band was having a awful night and some people starting throwing tomatoes at the bandI thought “who would throw a tomato at a band? That’s bad”But then I thought “who would bring a tomato to a show? That’s even worse”Don’t throw a tomato at a bandCuz what if they really like tomatoes?They’ll think you’re enjoying themYou guys are kicking ass, hereHere’s a tomatoThe tomato is the universal sign of not enjoying a performancePlus, I like it on sandwiches