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Schaffer the Darklord - Dive Down Lyrics

  • Wait, don't tell me, I know this one.
  • That Jackass Cracker with the Half-assed rap
  • Oh, that half crap. A few months back
  • I caught his unfunny act, in fact I asked for my money back.
  • I heard he had a heart attack, trapped under an avalanche
  • Strapped into an ambulance and crashed into a cadillac.
  • I head he cracked his back and had a cast and that was that.
  • But Zack says he's back, so where's he at.
  • I'm in the Back of the dive bar
  • My stars brightening like lightning
  • and tight like Mylar
  • On fire like the pilot light slow
  • and if I drove batman would bum a ride in my car
  • And tonight, I'm feeling inspired.
  • I arrive kinda fried, now I'm wild and wired
  • I'm admired by lyres, sires, fryers and buyers
  • who won't retire, expire.
  • oh my now I'm tired
  • Everybody is working for the weekend and,
  • when it comes hit the pub suds drink a man.
  • Keep drinking till you see the ceiling spinning and
  • no blinking, no thinking, no sinking feeling and
  • that's where you'll find me, sitting alone; on my own.
  • playing tetris on my cellular phone
  • Downloading tones, and dropping corones
  • Dropping bones in the box, so I can rock the Ramones
  • Alright, it's friday night and I might
  • find a nice little sight, where I can write
  • by the light of a miller light sign, and I'm so alive
  • I like the (Night life)
  • that's right (Prize Fight)
  • it's on tonight
  • And I'm hunting for a little hole, in which I might dive.
  • And with that we reach the end of the first verse.
  • should have heard the verse I wrote first, it was much worse.
  • It was all about a nurse, full of curse words
  • would have been funny had laughing gas been dispersed
  • What ever happened to that kid that sat in the back
  • writing raps on napkins
  • well he's backing next to the
  • while you're trying to find sex high on ecstasy
  • And he still scribbles rhymes. Co-prescribed in his mind
  • Describing the times, when he was feeling fine killing time.
  • With a pint or nine, sometimes wine
  • But you'll never see him drop a dime on a drink with a lime
  • You might find him boring, got no time for him
  • Ignore him, hit the dance flooring
  • If he isnt playing pool, then he's taking your stool
  • At the bar so he Isn't quite as far from the pouring
  • And he's never making much of a scene
  • but he';s a pinball wizard on the touch machine

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