Schaffer the Darklord - Dive Down Lyrics
Wait, don't tell me, I know this one.That Jackass Cracker with the Half-assed rapOh, that half crap. A few months backI caught his unfunny act, in fact I asked for my money back.I heard he had a heart attack, trapped under an avalancheStrapped into an ambulance and crashed into a cadillac.I head he cracked his back and had a cast and that was that.But Zack says he's back, so where's he at.I'm in the Back of the dive barMy stars brightening like lightningand tight like MylarOn fire like the pilot light slowand if I drove batman would bum a ride in my carAnd tonight, I'm feeling inspired.I arrive kinda fried, now I'm wild and wiredI'm admired by lyres, sires, fryers and buyerswho won't retire, expire.oh my now I'm tiredEverybody is working for the weekend and,when it comes hit the pub suds drink a man.Keep drinking till you see the ceiling spinning andno blinking, no thinking, no sinking feeling andthat's where you'll find me, sitting alone; on my own.playing tetris on my cellular phoneDownloading tones, and dropping coronesDropping bones in the box, so I can rock the RamonesAlright, it's friday night and I mightfind a nice little sight, where I can writeby the light of a miller light sign, and I'm so aliveI like the (Night life)that's right (Prize Fight)it's on tonightAnd I'm hunting for a little hole, in which I might dive.And with that we reach the end of the first verse.should have heard the verse I wrote first, it was much worse.It was all about a nurse, full of curse wordswould have been funny had laughing gas been dispersedWhat ever happened to that kid that sat in the backwriting raps on napkinswell he's backing next to thewhile you're trying to find sex high on ecstasyAnd he still scribbles rhymes. Co-prescribed in his mindDescribing the times, when he was feeling fine killing time.With a pint or nine, sometimes wineBut you'll never see him drop a dime on a drink with a limeYou might find him boring, got no time for himIgnore him, hit the dance flooringIf he isnt playing pool, then he's taking your stoolAt the bar so he Isn't quite as far from the pouringAnd he's never making much of a scenebut he';s a pinball wizard on the touch machine
