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  • You're that nerd! God you were wonderful, are all nerds as good as you?
  • Yes
  • How come?
  • Cause all jocks think about is sports, all we ever think about is...sex.
  • La la la ladies and gentlewomen
  • Lend me your ear
  • I love every one last one of you
  • I wanna be clear
  • It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm some *****ist freak
  • But if I had to pick a favorite it would have to be geeks.
  • Oh those nerdy girls,
  • Those oh so purdy girls,
  • The wordy girls,
  • The love a joke, only if it's dirty girls,
  • The flirty girls,
  • The blue jeans and t-shirty girls,
  • The bert and ernie girls,
  • The pearls of the world.
  • I see you in every venue, city and state,
  • You're often awfully awkward, baby I can relate.
  • When I play cat people live and in your town
  • You're the one in the crowd howlin "meow meow meow".
  • Tell me bout your kitties, do they fill you with laughter?
  • And which cartoon characters did you name them after?
  • Your house if full of stacks of DVDs and CDs,
  • You've seen Star Wars even more times than me.
  • Like me you find summer a bummer,
  • You've been bummed since the finale of Six Feet Under.
  • Another number bombed hard at my show but you got it,
  • You've got a closet full of skeletons you bought at hot topic.
  • Can I ride your bike? I like ringing the bell.
  • I know you'll dance to hip hop if you're drunk as hell.
  • I know that on a date no one will talk about sports
  • And if you do have a thong on, it's under boxer shorts.
  • How many smiths tunes can you recite?
  • In which of your blogs do you most frequently write?
  • Which sci-fi languages can you understand
  • And which instrument did you play in your high school band?
  • In so many ways our similarities are erie.
  • We share so many paranoid conspiracy theories.
  • You're watching Twin Peaks you know all the characters names,
  • Quoting aqua teen and playing video games.
  • I couldn't care less about your height or your size,
  • If you're IQs high and you've got 4 eyes.
  • 12 sided dice elf dies and I'm lovin it.
  • Not hot in spite of being a geek but because of it.
  • (Chorus)
  • Nerds, Nerds, I love those nerds,
  • Shallow vapid model types are for the birds.
  • Now lemme see you shake it. Shake your inhaler baby,
  • Freaks and geeks, you make me crazy!
  • Nerds, nerds, I love those nerds,
  • Smug aloof hipster types are for the birds,
  • Now lemme see you shake it. Shake your inhaler baby,
  • Freaks and geeks make me so crazy!
  • You're lookin goodie in a dirty hoodie let me see,
  • Is that an Ask me about my SAT pin on your backpack strap?
  • That speaks to me! We pass hours dungeon master powers D&D.
  • Your new animated avatar looks hot
  • WAIT I got great big goosebumps
  • I made your top 8! Great great,
  • I left a dozen comments, all of them flattering,
  • Like "when we kiss girl, its like magic... the gathering."
  • Come a little closer, girl, no need to be frightened.
  • I'm not gonna bite, I'm just a little near sighted.
  • You are too? Oooo this ain't gonna hurt,
  • I wanna see your silhouette in your strongbad shirt.
  • Our glasses clink when we nuzzle,
  • Organic milk we both guzzle,
  • A couple hot nerds pourin' over crossword puzzles.
  • Fillin' letters, wearing sweaters
  • In any weather forever,
  • Feel the books of the lord of the rings were better.
  • You and me girl are gonna have some fun,
  • We'll play simpsons chess then watch season 1.
  • Hours of risk, tisk, we'll quit when we're done.
  • And with the sun comes a daily show rerun.
  • I brought my high school yearbook,
  • You wanna see what i looked like back in 1993?
  • I was skinny and pasty and I had terrible hair.
  • And still do. You too? Do you still have high school nightmares?
  • Were you a loner dark and bruting, crusing school anonymous?
  • Or were you on debate team hanging with the drama kids?
  • Did you take shop, did the jocks call you Tom?
  • Did you ever dream of blowing up a bomb at the prom?
  • (Chorus)
  • I've loved every last nerdy girl that's been in my life
  • So much, in fact, I even made one my wife.
  • And my wifes name is also STD,
  • Which stands for Schaffer the Doctor, cause she's a PHD.
  • I love you dorks,
  • I love you geeks,
  • Oh how I love you nerds!
  • Although for this last verse I didn't write words,
  • So I'll go
  • "Meow meow meow, meow meow meow,
  • Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
  • Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow",
  • And I'm out.

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