Shania Twain - Waiter! Bring Me Water! Lyrics
He took me to--our favorite spotA place we go to hang a lotSomething seemed to catch his eyeOh--oo--oh over my shoulderOh--oo--oh over my shoulderI turned around--to see whats upA pretty young thing sure enoughShe was new--he wanted toKno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow herKno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow herOh--yeah--Then she flicked her hair (yeah!)Oh--yeah--he began to stare[chorus:]Waiter! (waiter) bring me water!I gotta make him keep his cool(waiter) bring me water!Hes acting like a fool(waiter) bring me water!Uh, oh, I did my best--to block his viewBut it was like he could see through meI just knew--he wanted toHo--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old herHo--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old herOh--yeah--i aint gettin nowhere (yeah!)Oh--yeah--shes still standing there[repeat chorus]Theres gotta be a way to cool this clown--Hes starting to embarrass meI may even have to hose him down--Bring me waterI dont know what he finds so distracting--Whats so hot about herI really dont like the way hes actingBring me water!Uh, bring it on!UhhhhOhWhats so hot about herUh, uh, uh,Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah(waiter, bring me water)Gotta make him keep his cool(waiter, bring me water)Send him back to school(waiter, bring me water)Hes acting like a fool(waiter, bring me water)Waiter, bring me water