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Slapp Happy - Everybody's Slimmin' Lyrics

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  • Listen my children and you will hear
  • You can shed weight and still drink beer
  • Oh how? Oh won't you tell us?
  • It's better with a friend but you can do it alone
  • Just slapp a happy platter on the gramaphone
  • Stroke the air like you're buttering toast
  • Shake you yomma yamma like you're humping a ghost.
  • We caress the air like we're buttering toast
  • Shake our yomma yammas like we're humping a ghost.
  • Now after tick tock twenty-two seconds of that
  • You're already many less calories fat
  • After tick tock twenty-two seconds of that
  • We're already many less calories fat
  • -And that's a fact.
  • Trim you
  • We're gonna tone you
  • We're gonna slim you
  • We're gonna hone you down
  • You don't notice 'cos you're having a gas
  • But as your body's working it diminishes in mass
  • Eat light - that's right
  • You can see the fat evaporate into the night
  • We can see the fat evaporate into the night
  • Some go slimming in swimming pools
  • And some stay slim in slums
  • The guys don't wanna be called tubbetts
  • Nor the girls called thunderbuns
  • Stretch - 2 - 3 - 4
  • Bend - 2 - 3 - 4
  • Take a deep breath
  • And touch your toes
  • Twist - 2 - 3 - 4
  • Reach - 2 - 3 - 4
  • Excercise to the radio
  • Now let's turn the clock way back
  • When it did not matter if you were fat
  • They'd glut on butter, they didn't eat marge
  • They bought their clothing extra-large.
  • For them of course it's now too late
  • Let's bring the clock back up to date.
  • Oh how? Oh won't you tell us?
  • It's better with a friend but you can do it alone
  • Just slapp a happy platter on the gramaphone
  • Stroke the air like you're buttering toast
  • Shake you yomma yamma like you're humping a ghost.
  • We caress the air like we're buttering toast
  • Shake our yomma yammas like we're humping a ghost.
  • We're gonna skin you
  • We're gonna bone you
  • We're gonna slim you
  • We're gonna hone you down
  • Everybody's slimmin'
  • Even men and women!
  • How did Franz Kafka keep so thin?
  • He ate himself from within!
  • Everybody's slimmin'
  • Your end is your beginning
  • Everybody's slimmin'
  • Even men and women!
  • How did Franz Kafka keep so thin?
  • He ate himself from within!
  • Everybody's slimmin'...

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