Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker Lyrics
Jobseeker!Can of Strongbow, I'm a messDesperately clutching onto a leaflet on depressionSupplied to me by the NHSIs anyone's guess how I got here?Anyone's guess how I go?I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up -***** off, I'm going home.Jobseeker!So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employmentSince your last signing on date?***** all.I've been sat around the house wanking,And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here.My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven,It's now twelve o'clockAnd some of you smelly bastards need executingMr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressiveI'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quiteReputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?Nah, I'd just end up robbing the *****ing place,You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day,I'm hardly going to bank itJobseeker!Can of Strongbow, I'm a messDesperately clutching onto a leaflet on depressionSupplied to me by the NHSIs anyone's guess how I got here?Anyone's guess how I go?I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up -***** off, I'm going home.
