Starbomb - Sonic's Best Pal Lyrics
[Danny Sexbang:]Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? (Eat a dick!)Great! Here we go![Danny / Sonic:]Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to allWhen the world needed saving, he would answer the callHis little friend Tails was part of the teamBut he was shitty and small, and had low self esteemSo when they gathered all the Chaos EmeraldsTails stole them and put em under his genitalsHe pawned them all in spending spreeFor his crippling addiction to PCP"Come on" Sonic said, "Let's go collect ringsAnd run through the meadow and jump on springsWe'll laugh and we'll play all day and all nightWhy, your eyes are red, Tails, are you feeling alright"[Tails (Egoraptor):]Yo, ***** your rings, Sonic, it's time to get realI wanna kill a mother*****er just to see how it feelsIf you dare to come at me, you better come at me strongI'll break your sorry-ass legs if you look at me wrongI'm Tails the fox, you little *****, and I'm on the attackMy endocrine system is *****ing riddled with crackNow I've got hallucinations that are out of controlAnd I can taste colors, and I'm gonna skull ***** your soul[Sonic / Danny:]Hey Tails, we've got fun times in storeWhat's the first thing you'd like to do today (WHORES)Ha, you're funny, we'll have a great timeThere are lakes to swim in and mountains to (WHORES)So, Sonic and Blaze played a game of lacrosseWhile Tails slammed a bunch of sluts like a bossHe was about to bust nuts all up in a hoWhen Robotnik showed up (Aw hell no)Tails knew he must defend the whole citySo he stopped doing blow off the hooker's stank tittiesSonic said "Robotnik you gosh darn clownI'm gonna jump on you until you fall down"[Tails:]Hey stand the ***** back, I've got a better solutionIt's time for old school, street justice death executionRobo-*****, here's some mother*****ing caps for your headBlaow blaow, now that egg-shaped *****sucker's deadI'm Tails the fox, do I have to *****ing say it againI am exploding with evil that you cannot comprehendI just committed a murder, but there is no time to restLet's get our friends over, have a giant forest ***** fest[Danny / Sonic:]Sonic was too traumatized to replyIt was the first time he'd ever seen another man dieBut it wasn't the lastTails made sure of thatWhen he broke Big's spine and wore his ass as a hatTails the fox, his mind is blownAnd he'll kick you right in your special zoneI think I'm gonna call the cops on himBut he will never know about itOh *****! [gunshots]
