Stephen Lynch - Jim Henson's Dead Lyrics
Pokemon's a silly fazeBarney's now just purple hazeThe Power Rangers lost their will to fightYeah the pigs in space, they rule the skyAnd Oscar's still a grouchy guyAnd Animal is looking dyno-miteOh Jim Henson's dead and goneBut his muppets will live onAnd Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still notEasy being, greenBert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hearWith a banana in his earThey must learn how to cooperateYeah The Count is counting One Two ThreeAnd no one laughs at poor FozzieAnd Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always lateOh Jim Henson's dead and goneBut his muppets will live onAnd Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still notEasy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of porkTo the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork"And Cookie Monster wants another, biteYeah and Big Bird well he just can't seeWhy the two old guys in the balconyThink Snufalufagus is out of, siteOh Jim Henson's dead and goneBut his muppets will live onAnd Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still notEasy being, greenOh Jim Henson's dead and goneBut his muppets will live onAnd Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still notEasy being, greenEasy being green, no
