The DoneFors - The Last Thing You Do Lyrics
How I wish I had a rocket ship to blast out into the atmosphereWith my face on every billboard in the galaxyI’d be some universal celebrityAnd maybe you would think about meHow I wish I were a juggernaut, to leave you visibly distraughtBut I don’t make you double over I can’t make you cryHow many fires do I start before you bat an eye?And maybe make you think about meWax my legs to pass the timeSober friends and too much wineYou will be my valentineIf it’s the last thing you doCarve your name across my chestDo anything that you requestWith all this love I must professI am such a loserWish I had a red canoe, oh I forgot of course I doBut floating without paddles in a dirty lakeOnly offers dysentery and bellyacheBut maybe I would forget about youSleep all day to lose my mindDream about you, how I long and pineYou will be my valentineIf it’s the last thing you doCarve your name across my chestDo anything that you requestWith all this love I must professI am such a loserI’ll be running ***** full tilt down the streetWaiting for the cops to come and arrest meAnd then at 6pm maybe you will see me on TVI’ll be the one who’s all blurry in the private partsAnd you’ll be swelling with love in your heartI wish you saw the better side of all the love I would provideMaybe some day if you heard me singWell you would toss your wedding ringAnd maybe you would fall in love with meWax my legs to pass the timeSober friends and too much wineYou will be my valentineIf it’s the last thing you doCarve your name across my chestDo anything that you requestWith all this love I must professI am such a loser