The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics
(Andy)Back in that ass...(Andy & Justin)Your mom says hi, JINX!Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, no, noY-y-yeah, y-y-yeahY-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah(Justin)JAM!(Andy)Summertime in the cityAnd everybody's having sex(Justin)You know, I just got a page from a girlThat I met last week at the Payless(Andy: Shoe Source...)(Andy)I also have a cutie to callWho loves the way I knock on her boots(Justin)Well, it's time to mackLet's handle thatIn 2 to 6 hoursWe'll meet back and regroup(Both)So let's shoop!(Andy)Roll up to the cribWith some Bartles and James(Justin)Hop off the busWith the Alizé(Andy)Now hold up, playaWhat you diggity-doin here?(Justin)I should diggity-ask you the same!(Andy: Then she says...)(Gaga)Hey, boys, I want you bothI hope that you think that's cool(Both: Say word?)I know most guys won't freak together(Both)But she forgot about the golden ruleAh-hah-hah(Chorus)It's okayWhen it's in a 3-wayIt's not gayWhen it's in a 3-wayWith a honey in the middleThere's some leewayThe area's greyIn a 1-2-3-way(Andy)Normally, I don't get down with dudes(Justin)But tonight is a special exception(Gaga: Great...)(Both)See, you're my best friendThrough thick and thin(All)Now it's time to make a triple connection(Andy: Lights off...)(Andy)Here in the dark...(Justin: Here in the dark...)It's hard to tell...(Justin: So hard to tell...)Where her body ends...(Gaga: La la....)And my homie's begins...(Justin: Hoo-Wee!)This rule dates back...(Justin: The golden rule...)To ancient Greece...(Justin: Talkin' bout Caesar...)We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy(Both)The new Three's Company!(Gaga)You guys are still here(Chorus)It's okayWhen it's in a 3-wayIt's not gayWhen it's in a 3-wayWith a honey in the middleThere's some leewayThe area's greyIn a 1-2-3-way(Andy)Fellas, get readyTo impress a chickHelicopter dick, Go!Helicopter dick(Justin: Uh!)Helicopter dick(Justin: Alright!)To impress a chickDo the Helicopter dick!(Gaga: Wow...)(Both)And all of that was okayCause it was in a 3-wayIt's quite clearWhen you see the instant replay"Baby,two is enough"That's what they'll sayBut we'll say "Hell no"1-2-3 way(All)Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah(Andy)The Golden Rule...