Tsunami Bomb - Rotting Vampire Eyeballs Lyrics
Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so scaryIt was very very late at night, and you gave me such a frightWe held hands to your lair then you gave me that monster stareBeing with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs!I'll be all right, with you claws wrapped around meIn the dark night, I will let you impale mePicnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY!Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love.Last night I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave!I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the witch's lair.I ripped her heart in two, this is the gift to youCause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!Have fun with her while I am watching youWatch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling brewYou said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together eternallyGive me back my plate of maggots, I never told you...But you look like...BOB SAGET!Found another to be mine, his name is FrankenstienAnd on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss ThangI'll caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sinNOW I DON'T NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!!He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spineAnd then your spleen, and then it's dinner time!He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so meanAnd tonight on our date, he'll bring me a plate...Of your rotting vampire eyeballs.