Twiztid - U Don't Wanna Be Like Me Lyrics
(You don't wanna be like me)[Monoxide Child]I can walk on water and freeze it on step oneAnd then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun[Jamie Madrox]Well I can turn your Adam's apple into apple juiceStart to strangle mother*****ers till their face turn blue[Monoxide Child]I can be the world's greatest serial killer of all timeAnd I'll end your *****ing life at the drop of a dime[Jamie Madrox]I can float above the clouds, way up in the skyAnd it's my choice if I live or die[Monoxide Child]Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twiceAnd when you open up your door I give your mother*****ing neck a slice[Jamie Madrox]I can take a million dollars and just throw it awayCause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity[Monoxide Child]I can be the last angel standing on top of the hillOr the green demon waiting on your window sill[Jamie Madrox]And I can become an icon for the oppressedCause their hearts still beating in their unforgiven chest[Chorus x2]You Don't wanna be like (Me)Don't wanna be likeYou Don't Wanna be like (Me)Don't wanna be likeAnd this is the mind of a serial killer[Jamie Madrox]I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it offI can load that ***** in the parking lot and shoot that shit off[Monoxide Child]And I can be the book of the dead, a vampire or a demonBut either way your *****ed, cause when I leave your not breathing[Jamie Madrox]Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizardAnd turn a hot day into a winter blizzard[Monoxide Child]I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talkAnd leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk[Jamie Madrox]I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the nightAnd I can die if I'm exposed to excessive sunlight[Monoxide Child]And I can show you how to dig a *****es grave in less then 20 secondsAnd I'll shove that ***** in there and let her family get to guessing[Jamie Madrox]I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible thingsAnd I can show you the terror that curiosity brings[Monoxide Child]And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edgeAnd leaves eleven at your work place dead[Chorus x2]You Don't wanna be like (Me)Don't wanna be likeYou Don't Wanna be like (Me)Don't wanna be likeAnd this is the mind of a serial killerYouMeYouAnd this is the mind of a serial killerYouMeYouAnd this is the mind...