Weird Al Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Lyrics
Well, I stare at myself in the mirrorWhen I wake up every mornAnd I marvel at how great Ive beenSince the day that I was bornIve made so many albumsIve run out of things to name emMy fans all want to be like meAnd really, who can blame emTeenage groupies all surround meI guess I know whyNo one else can match my charmWhy do they even tryAll the girls in collegeTurned me down for other fellasBut I know why, it seems to meTheyre just insanely jealousWho wouldnt beSome people call it self-indulgenceBut they just dont understandThat its hard to be too humbleWhen you know that youre so grandAnd Im not trying to say Im perfectI just want you to seeThat Ive never met a personWhos as wonderful as meNow, Im not arrogant or haughtyAnd Im certainly not conceitedBut anyone trying to match my witsIs very soon defeatedIm a marvellous human beingIm just one big hunk of manSometimes I have to marvelAt how very great I amSome people call it self-indulgenceBut they just dont understandThat its hard to be too humbleWhen you know that youre so grandAnd Im not trying to say Im perfectI just want you to seeThat Ive never met a personWhos as marvellous, spectacularFantastic and terrificAnd so very great and wonderful as me
