Weird Al Yankovic - Spam Lyrics
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)Think about nutrition, wonder whats inside it now (oh boy)Spam in my luchbox at work (its the best)Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at allIf youre running low, go to the storeCarry some money to help you buy moreThe tab is there to open the canThe can is there to hold in the spamOh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)Think about selection, are there different flavors now (lets eat)Spam in my office at work (its the best)Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if its mystery of meatIf you need a spoon, keep one aroundCarry a thermose to help wash it downNow, if theres some left, dont just throw it outUse it for spackle or bathroom grout, nowSpam in my pantry at home (have some more)Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (its the best)Think about how its been precooked, wonder if Ill just eat it coldNow, once you start in, you cant put it downDont leave it sitting or itll turn brownThe key is going to open the tinThe tin is there to keep the spam inOh, spam (spam)Ham and porkThink about nutrition, wonder whats inside it now (oh boy)Spam (spam)Its the bestReally makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice itSpam in the place where I live (have some more)Think about addiction, wonder if Im a junkie now (lets eat)Spam in the place where I work (youre obsessed)Think about the way its processed, wonder if its some kind of meatSpam in the back of my car (ham and pork)Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)