Weird Al Yankovic - TMZ Lyrics
You're sort of famousA minor celebrityAnd so it only makes senseThe world would be Obsessed with every Single thing you doThey're running 'round With their camcorders in the nightThey're lurking patientlyAnd hoping that they just mightSee something real embarrassingYou doThe bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirtThat's the story that They are gonna featureWith exclusive picsOf your flabby behindYou think you're all aloneBut that's right when you'll findA bunch of paparazziPopping out of nowhereCameras in your faceAnd then suddenlyYou're on TMZYou're on TMZFollowing you When you're walking down the streetAnd asking stupid questionsWhile you're trying to eatSo you cover your face Thinking to yourself"Hey, isn't this creepy?"And they're out there prayingYou'll have a big meltdownAnd take a mono-little car chaseThrough this whole townThey'll be there with youWhen you're going to jailFirst on the sceneFor every wardrobe failYou just picked up some transvestiteSeconds laterIt's up on the websiteGet a vegas weddingA quickie divorceAnd they'll beSneaking inSnapping pictures, of courseAnd if they ever catch youPicking your noseOr storming down the streetOn a drunken spreeYou're on TMZStalking you, just waiting by your front doorTrailing you throughAirport securityThey're with TMZThey're with TMZ[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOPIs that a baby back there? I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FATLook Who's drinking COFFEE, Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING]Oh, let me tell youIt's getting to the pointWhere a famous person can'tEven get a D.U.IOr go on a racist rantThose guys are all aroundSo you really shouldn't dareGo to every club in townIf you've lost your underwearSeems that every single timeA star decides to shave their headOr ram their car into a treeThey're on TMZIf they catch you peeing in the bushesLater on, that nightWell, I guaranteeYou're on TMZYou're on TMZYou're on TMZEvery single celebrityKnows they're gonna beThey're on TMZ
