Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande Lyrics
Taco... grande. taco... grandeYo quiero chimichangas y chile coloradoYo tengo el dinero para un steak picadoLas flautas y tamales, siempre muy buenoY el chile rellenoYou see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asadaThats right, I want the whole enchiladaMy only addiction has to do with a flour tortillaI need a quesadillaI love to stuff my face with tacos al carbnWith my friends, or when Im all aloneYo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quieroUn burrito rancheroSo give me something spicy and hot, nowBreak out the menu, what you got, now?Oh, would you tell the waiter Id like to have sour cream on the sideYou better make sure the beans are refriedTaco... grande. taco... grandeWell, theres not a taco big enough for a man like meThats why I order two or threeLet me give you a tip, just try a nacho chipIts really good with bean dipI eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritosPretty soon I cant fit in my speedosWell, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitasAnd a pitcher of margaritasWell, the combination plates all come with beans and riceThe taquitos here are very niceNow Im down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheeseAnd could you make that separate checks, please?Taco... grande. taco... grandeBuenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su eGo estara en fuego, se quedaran en el baño por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?Well, the food is coming, I can hardly waitNow watch your fingers, careful hot plate!What you think youre doing with my chile con queso?Well, if you want some, just say soOh boy, pico de galloThey sure dont make it like this in ohioNo gracias, yo quiero jalepeños, nada msYou can toss away the hot sauce? donde estan los nachos? holy frijole!You better get me a bowl of guacamoleY uusted, eugene? whys your face turning green?Dont you like pinto beans?You want some more cinnamon crispas?If you dont, hasta la vistaJust take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wannaYou can finish it mañanaWell, its been a pleasure, I cant eat no moreSeñor, la cuenta, por favorIf you aint tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughtaJust dont drink the water
