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Your Favorite Martian - My Calls Lyrics

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  • Girl, I know you left me,
  • But there was something I forgot to show you.
  • Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
  • It's been a while since we last spoke, but
  • I need another chance. Can you give me that?
  • 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
  • I wanna be your man again,
  • But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
  • And I know you said you'd never call,
  • But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
  • You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
  • (Repeat)
  • My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
  • They're so damn big. How big are they?
  • They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
  • It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
  • They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
  • Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
  • They're so big. They're run over your feet.
  • That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
  • And how can I be subtle,
  • When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
  • And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
  • That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
  • In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
  • Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
  • I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
  • 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.
  • You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
  • (Repeat)
  • My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
  • But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
  • And when the sun's right, it might cause
  • A total solar eclipse of my balls.
  • 'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
  • And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
  • Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
  • No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
  • I got what you need.
  • And you'd said you'd never call,
  • But girl you ain't seen these balls.
  • I wanna be your man again,
  • But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
  • And I know you said you'd never call,
  • But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
  • You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
  • (Repeat)
  • I told you you'd be back.
  • You must've forgot.
  • You must've had Ballzheimer's

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