10 Cc - Sand In My Face Lyrics
I looked in the mirror(what did you see looking at you? )I saw a nine stone weakling(what will you do? )Dynamic tension waiting for you?Dynamic tension make a man out of youI opened my magazine(what did you see? )I saw mr. france(what did he have? )A girl on each shoulder(what else? )And one in his pantsDynamic tension can do this for youDynamic tension make a man out ofYou you you you youSo our hero goes down to the beachHes in real terrible shapeHis chicks been seen with big alexThat mother kicked sand in his faceNow let me tell you about alexHes got:Hands like hamsKnees like trees200 lbsOf surfboard herculesMr. atlas wont you bring her on back to meI lost my girl down by the beachShes with alex and shes out of reachSo please mr. atlas wont you bring her on back to meI saw your body in an advert on t.v.But what convinced me was your money back guaranteeNow Im stronger than alex(where is he now? )Hes left in disgrace(oh yeah? )`cos I took back my girlfriend(ha, ha, ha, ha)And kicked sand in his face(in his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)Dynamic tension waiting for youDynamic tension make a man out of youDynamic tension, dynamic tensionDynamic tension, dynamic tension
