2 Live Crew - Dick Almighty Lyrics
InterludeWhat the ***** is yo name mutha *****a…….Long Rod…..Thick frank……Stiff Peter…stiff, stiff peterI’m gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen up…..I may just save your relationshipThey took a dick from California, transplanted that mutha *****a to Washington DC and it *****ed the nation….An answer…an answer……… and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a *****’s mouthCHORUS:That Dick Almighty …all…almighty, that Dick Almighty…..all…almighty….that dick………………almightyDick Almighty’s of no surprise…it’ll ***** all the *****esAll shapes and sizeShe’ll climb a mountain, even run the blockJust to kiss the head of this big black *****He’ll tear the ***** open cuz its satisfaction, the ***** won’t leave its fatal attraction.Dick so powerful she’ll kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slayThat dick….will make a ***** cry, when *****in a ***** that’s tight in sizeThat dick ….has got a spell on you, once it gets inside you’ll act a foolThat dick….will make a ***** act cute, suck my dick ***** and make it pukeJump up on it, grab it like you want it…If you could wear a dick…*****, you would flaunt itCHORUS*****es are the one’s thinkin dicks get soft, they ***** one time and they got offThinkin its slick just to ride the dick, they’ll make a nigga cum and then he’ll quit?But not the long one…I won’t play that shit, put her ass in the buck and kill the clitIts 15 inches long, eight inches thick…last name almighty first name is dickThat dick…is a mutha *****a, I cant be ***** whipped by a dick suckaThat dick…will drive a ***** crazy, *****es wanna ***** when your tired and lazyThat dick…sometimes costs you money, don’t be blamed for a child that’s not yours dummy.That dick…is a greedy *****’s dinner….I let a ***** feed before I go up in herCHORUS*****es go crazy at the all night *****, starting from the back then to the buckSince a good dick is hard to find, I kill that ***** then ***** your mind*****es like the dick just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meatThey pay big dollars cuz they don’t dumb freaks, to spend time with the Dick the AlmightyThat dick…will make ya cheat on yo manMake you so freaky and hot in the assThat dick…will make ya hurt yourselfWhen you don’t have dick you’ll finger ***** yourselfThat dick….is an awful thing but you bull-dykin *****es are *****in up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin, *****in like hell but aint no dick going inCHORUSOUTROWhen a women is about to grab my private personal parts……I want her to grab my private personal parts……grab my private personal partsThis record is dedicated to all you gals who don’t appreciate us men enough…A Hard man is good to find…..a hard man is good to find
