2 Live Crew - F-ck Shop (Crackhouse) Lyrics
"I know a place just down there two streets.Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"(gong noise)Luke:WELCOME TO THE ***** SHO-O-O-OP!Verse 1: Fresh Kid IceThere's only one place where we can goWhere the price is right just to ***** a hoIt's always popular with the girls and the guys'Cause for all my money, it's the best buyTen dollars, two hours is the time of the stayIt's more than enough time to slayEach room has a bed and also a sinkSo you can wash your dick after *****ing the pinkBut be careful of the things that you use'Cause you can get arrested for sex abuseSo as you hit the door and the panties drop,Whole lot of suckin' and *****in' at the ***** Shop!Verse 2: Brother MarquisPlease come inside, make yourself at homeI want to *****, 'cause my dick's on boneYou little whore behind closed doorsYou would drink my cum and nothing moreNow spread your wings open for the flightLet me fill you up with something milky and white'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painfulYou innocent *****, don't be shamefulBring out the ice cubes and the hot waterThis is the second half, and not the second quarterI'll ***** you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a babyAnd in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazyIn the ***** Shop!Luke (squeaky voice):YOU'RE IN THE ***** SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!Verse 3: LukeIn the ***** Shop! That's where it's at!In the ***** Shop! The place to splak!In the ***** Shop! Where all the boys go!In the ***** Shop! *****in' all the hoes!(gong noise)Luke:THANK YOU FOR *****IN' AT THE ***** SHO-O-O-OP