2 Live Crew - Table Dance Lyrics
Chorus (4x): [brother marquis]Can a ***** do a table dance?Can a ***** do a table dance?Hell no!!Can a ***** do a table dance?Can a ***** do a table dance?Get out my face, hoe!Verse 1: [brother marquis]I dont give my riches to the *****es!Shake-dancin aint nothin but trickinTen dollars, too much to give emI done had my two-drink minnimumI watch from a distance so I canSee,now charles kickin me out the vip?*****es callin me cheapWhile they trick as they dancin in minksHoe, you must be crazyI know its your job, but I aint trickin miss daisyI want a quick feel, a cheap thrill -But I aint payin no ***** bills!If you got mouths to feed,*****, you better recognize a dick in needcause Im a 3-piece nigga, *****, I dont playI want the *****, a place to stay, but I dont pay!Uhh!! uhh!! now throw that *****!!ChorusVerse 2: [fresh kid ice]Booty clubs where niggas goSpendin flow for stripper hoesAnd table-tops cost five dollarsIf the hoe aint cute, dont even bother*****, come clean from beginninDrop them strings and skin to winShe gotta show pink to get paidAnd I dont want a hoe whos always afraidIll flip that hoe like a scriptcause for all that flow, niggas might tripcause *****s a mans best friendAnd she gotta keep shakin till the record endscause I like them stripper hoesThe ones from rolexx and cocosSo come on, make ya ***** popAnd I keep on gettin them table-tops![spoken]Cmon, girl, now, show me a shot now...Aaight!Uhh!! uhh!! now throw that *****!!ChorusVerse 3: [brother marquis]Serve me out your best dick-suckerMuch money as ima spend in this mother*****er?You holler no cash, no ass!Well then *****, I pass!cause I aint givin up no cash!Hell naw!Not to see yo funky ass!You wanna dance?Dont sewat it!If I ***** for free, then you can dance on creditTrick-ass niggas just spoil emPayin em more than the club that employs emCheckin that booty movinTo me its just a form of prostitutionNiggas be wreckin theyself,Thinkin they got that ***** to theyself?Well I sit back and relaxBut tell *****es with babiesThey need to work for food stampsYou can pop that ***** tax-free,But you wont get shit from me!Uhh!! uhh!! now throw that *****!!ChorusVerse 4: [brother marquis]Im lookin for a crib for the weekendI aint got no ends, but I wanna see the skinsI want mine for the low priceI heard *****es dance free on amateur night!Shakin what they mama ***** foWhen your mama was a hoe, did she get dough?Dont ask me for a dance; I dont need oneI got 99 problems and a ***** aint oneIm freakin on like the next manWhen you take this cash, Im lookin up yo ass!***** pay the bills, dick pay the rent!All I got is a thanks and a complimentUsin it like a weapon*****es gettin paid for sex and affection***** you and your conversation!I aint makin no *****in donations!Uhh!! uhh!! now throw that *****!!ChorusAll you hoes get on down!![during chorus]:Hop wid it!
