2 Live Crew - The Splak Shop Lyrics
Verse 1: [brother marquis]I wont take a ***** to my houseDont have to see where Im livin, uh-uh, thats out!If you want to splak, I know youre down like thatWe can go to this place by the railroad trackIt has a room with a view, just right for twoEquipped with the accessories to get you in the moodLike bottles of champagne with gold-trim glassesA king-size waterbed to lay your ass inA video screen, of you and meSo dont be camera-shy; I wont let nobody seeYou can lounge around in your silky nightgownJust take off your bra and pull your panties downcause Ill seduce you, whore, bust down your back doorYou dog-ass *****, get down on all fourscause this is the place for head, booty and *****You know what its called, the ***** shop!Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]Now *****es and sluts, Im down with emAnd theres a place where I get with emIt has a water bed cause the place is phatA lion-skin rug to lay the ***** on her backWith mirrors on the ceiling and on the wallsMirrors on the floor so I can see it allNo need for hide-and-seek, so drop them drawsAnd raise that ass so Ill splak it all!So bend your ass over, Ill get it from the backDick ya ass down, make the ***** go smackAnd with every stroke, *****, start to yellAint nothing can save you but a truth in the smellIts a freaky place, and an all-out blast,cause when youre done, youll wash your assSo if youre down, well hit the spotYou know what its called, the splak shop!Verse 3: [brother marquis]The ***** shop, the ideal place to meetWhen youre cheatin on your wife with an undercover freakIts better than any hotel roomJust right for a secret rendezvousSo when youre on a mission, one late nightAnd youre looking for a spot where the price is rightYou can come on in for an hour or twoBut just make sure you bring a rubber with you![fresh kid ice]When youre with a hoe and you wanna get freakyThis is the spot when youre low on moneyPick her ass up when its after dawn,Jump in the ride, head to the parkNo need for candle lights, panel doors will doIn case you wanna play a little peek-a-booSo if you got a trick, head to the spotYou know what its called, the splak shop!
