2 Live Crew - Ugly As ***** Lyrics
[blowfly excerpt]Are you looking for some good stuff?Get a ugly chick. ugly chicks can screw.They have to screw, cause they aint gotnothin else goin for they ass!When a nigga goin for a uglychick? she gotta get up off her ass!...Chorus[mr. mixx] cuts and scratches:Get a ugly chick and ugly chicks can screw.Verse 1: [brother marquis]Looking at my rolex, its 12:00And my dick ... is hard as a rockMy beeper aint went off all dayI guess all my *****es went out to play***** em, cause I aint sweatin em eitherHoes is jockin me? I dont need em!Theres no time to waste chasin a pretty face*****es wont have me in a rat raceTheyre very bourgeois and so sedittyWhen you ask em for some *****, they get shittySo I turn to the *****es who are not attractiveIm like them; theyre sexually activeAll they want is a one night stand,Some dick, and no commitment to a manNever seen in public with an undesirable,But they come clean like old reliableChorusVerse 2: [fresh kid ice]Its late at night and Im ready to dipcause Im kind of drunk, with an ugly *****Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked 62 and shes also fatRollin round the club like a ***** in heatBut at four in the morning, she couldnt be beatA plate of chicken wings and a stack of friesTrying to see whos looking from the corner of my eyesOn my ps and qs, and aware of my shitThe coast was clear, and Im ready to dipShe wanna go to my crib, but heres the trickFrom the club we hit the motel 6Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep lowTrying to play it off so the boys wont knowShe wanted to be seen but was out of luckThe ***** was good, but she was ugly as *****ChorusVerse 3: [brother marquis]Haulin ass, trying to hurry up and get therecause I cant be seen with this ***** hereIts bad enough that Im rankin myselfBut I cant be ranked by no one elseU-g-l-y, *****, you aint got no alibiSo dont you roll down no windows or open no doors,Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor![fresh kid ice]Shes ugly as ***** and you wanna know whyShe couldnt be worse if the ***** had diedBe my girl, hoe! it aint all that!Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fatGuess Im understanding youre just a *****Im out for the ***** and just one nutIll call you next time when Im out of luckNo offense, baby, youre just ugly as *****!Chorus[mr. mixx] cuts:One out of three niggas is ugly and cue numer three!
