2 Live Crew - Ugly As F**k Lyrics
[blowfly excerpt]"are you looking for some good stuff?Get a ugly chick. ugly chicks can screw.They have to screw, 'cause they ain't gotnothin' else goin' for they ass!When a nigga goin' for a uglychick? she gotta get up off her ass!..."Chorus[mr. mixx] cuts and scratches:"get a ugly chick" and "ugly chicks can screw."Verse 1: [brother marquis]Looking at my rolex, it's 12:00And my dick ... is hard as a rockMy beeper ain't went off all dayI guess all my *****es went out to play***** 'em, 'cause i ain't sweatin' 'em eitherHoes is jockin' me? i don't need 'em!There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face*****es won't have me in a rat raceThey're very bourgeois and so sedittyWhen you ask 'em for some *****, they get shittySo i turn to the *****es who are not attractiveI'm like them; they're sexually activeAll they want is a one night stand,Some dick, and no commitment to a manNever seen in public with an undesirable,But they come clean like old reliableChorusVerse 2: [fresh kid ice]It's late at night and i'm ready to dip'cause i'm kind of drunk, with an ugly *****Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked 6'2" and she's also fatRollin' 'round the club like a ***** in heatBut at four in the morning, she couldn't be beatA plate of chicken wings and a stack of friesTrying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyesOn my p's and q's, and aware of my shitThe coast was clear, and i'm ready to dipShe wanna go to my crib, but here's the trickFrom the club we hit the motel 6Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep lowTrying to play it off so the boys won't knowShe wanted to be seen but was out of luckThe ***** was good, but she was ugly as *****ChorusVerse 3: [brother marquis]Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there'cause i can't be seen with this ***** hereIt's bad enough that i'm rankin' myselfBut i can't be ranked by no one elseU-g-l-y, *****, you ain't got no alibiSo don't you roll down no windows or open no doors,Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor![fresh kid ice]She's ugly as ***** and you wanna know whyShe couldn't be worse if the ***** had diedBe my girl, hoe! it ain't all that!Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fatGuess i'm understanding you're just a *****I'm out for the ***** and just one nutI'll call you next time when i'm out of luckNo offense, baby, you're just ugly as *****!Chorus[mr. mixx] cuts:"one out of three niggas is ugly" and "cue numer three!
