2 Pac - Minnie The Moocher Lyrics
(2pac)I know this girl and her name is MinnieLivin' in the projects didn't own a pennyMet her at a school dance so I took a chanceWalked her to the parkin' lot for a little romanceGot to my car, put the key in the ignitionturned on the slow jams, I was on a missionI was catchin' wild things like the chicken poxI was "J" and knockin' boots right down the socksShe was freaky and wild, oh man could I call it?But when I dropped her off, she had stole my walletI couldn't quite believe that why a hoocher-coocher?But that was my first experience with MINNIE THE MOOCHER!!(2pac)Minnie the Moocher was a legend on the block I'm fromA dream girl to many brothers, but true to noneHer reputation was enormous - a real go getterAnd once a brother met her, he wanted to get with herMaybe it was her smile, her personality orthe way she shook her shimmy or the clothes she woreBut whatever it was, Minnie the Moocher was an expertReal heart-breaker, but never get hurtShe had this boyfriend, his name was Diamondhelpin' Minnie out with the little social climbin'Met with Politicians, peace to many othersSuddenly and instantly, they became her loversShe took the power that they possessedAnd Minnie did it all without gettin' undressedMinnie dissed Diamond sayin' that he could not live with herBut he wanted payment for the things he did for herHe grabbed the gun sittin' on the nightstandMinnie held the bullets, put the pistol in her right handShe was a legend to everyone who knew herThat's is my memory of Minnie the Moocher(Ray Tyson)Minnie had a boyfriend, a gamblerAddicted to poker, an alcoholic, a basshead, crack smokerHe took her to Harlem, and all around ChinatownHe bought some bass, a pipe a tape of hard-rap soundsShe was an addict, tired of the static and povertySick of the same ghetto miserySee, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitementSmokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditementThen one day their relationship stoppedwhen Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-CopsMinnie was hurt, lost without a clueTo her, there was no chance of gettin' somebody newSo she walked home sadly, as bad as it seemsShe cried herself to sleep to find the man of her dreams(Ray Tyson)She had dreams and schemes about the King of SwedenHe gave her things that this girl was much needin'A plush house made of gold and steelA diamond car with a platt in the wheelNow you might think this is a lot of stuffBut to Minnie this was not enoughHe bought a stable, full of thorough-bred race horsesHis meal she ate was a dozen coursesShe had a fortune in nickels and dimesAnd she sat around and counted it a billion timesShe had bank, yeah Minnie was clockin'Had every sucker in the neighborhood JOCKIN'!!She would walk by tryin' all to wink her eyeThen she dissin', with zero reply
