3rd Bass - Oval Office Lyrics
This recording, is a collectionOf unintended indiscretions before microphoneOh who locked the door?A hard man is good to find.Open the door!The principles.. of friction[nice] this feelings a function, so step to this[serch] aint the average boys who do this[nice] door is opened, to office summoned[serch] yo pete I think youre in there man! (Im coming!)[nice] reception warm, not a handshakeMy hands shook, barriers about to break[serch] she was seated, legs long and slammin[nice] oval office opened, so lets begin!Push my point across, firmly[serch] core proposal[nice] prime minister serve me, surely (surely! nyuk nyuk nyuk)I serve you with motionAnd doors open wider, coast in[serch] secretary said, put serch on line two..Yo, put him on hold!That towel was related to my husband! (repeat 4x)* [mc serch] - speaking in background *Aiyyo pete man, let me in manIm here to get retarded yo, so step offNah Im not holdin the door to come inYo, yo move your, move your elbow!Move your elbow, yo, youre not dickin on meYour boy look like the great pumpkinYoure frontin like you play the pumpkinMove your elbow, because Im in there![serch] the meeting rotates[nice] mockneck or cactus?They got my head boss..[both] she attacked us![nice] with a treaty for disarmament[serch] we signed[nice] figured theres no harm in it (oh alright alright alright..)So I disarmed[serch] and I poured the scotchAnd asked the prime minister, mind if I watch?(oh my goodness!)[nice] yeah, I reckonYou keep minutes, Ill let you get secondThen the summit rose, I get vetoedPresidential pardon, let me g yo![serch] lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue[nice] the oval office work is never done![serch] never done!That towel was related to my husband! (repeat 2x)* [mc serch] - [pete nice] speaking in background *Aiyyo Im serious man, did you have sex?Nah manIt was you that did it!Filet of sole on the oval officeOn a peanut butter legYo..She got down to my knees and it spread!That towel was related to my husband! (repeat 2x)[nice] gin, seein, have you playin it like a diplomatThe oval office aint nothin but a boot magnet[serch] close to close, but pete freaked it anyway[nice] serch said[serch] prime, lets do the three the hard way![nice] and knockin like were knockin[serch] boots!The office flooded with the sex check suitsDeploy missiles of the mx variety[nice] spoken spasm of invasion inside of me[serch] i release my rebels, the onslaught ceased* woman moaning uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh *And in the oval office[nice] finally peace!Motions carried out, played it like presidents[serch] whats the oval office?[nice] our permanent residence![serch] meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis[nice] aiyyo bush![serch] were audi like elvis!Aiyyo serch youre in there manYoure finally in there, for the first time man!Victims of these classic boners..Yo move that thick body of yoursMove that thick white body!Victims of these classic boners..[mc serch]Yes, yes -- woooooodiee!Ive got the woody!Ive got the woodie -- and Im gonna get the headVictims of these classic boners..I can feel it! you gotta understand seeVictims of these classic boners..Gotta understand the subject of the topicTheres too much butt-waxin, no --Theres too much vaseline usageTheres too much ky jellyCause Ive got the wooooodiee!I have the woody man, I haveYo let me tell you somethin man, youre a girlie manYoure a flabber man, I am a muscle manI think you are my auntieCause I am the man who is in the oval officeYoure just a girlie flabber man, you hamster manIm a great man, youre a flabber manUhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?I heard rob never got the woodI heard rob is frontin like the great pumpin on the woodieAnd I heard seth lover? he got the wrong woodieHe needs the positive... woooodieeee!Aiyyo Im goin home man; Im goin home to tell my mother (boots!)Im goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*
