A Tribe Called Quest - Rap Promoter Lyrics
{q-tip}Its a fly love songTo the effect of nothing, effective frontingIs what I dont allow so let me tell you somethingI am a bon-a-fideNot too modest and not a lot of prideSoon to have a ride and a home to resideIf my momma is sick Im by her besideUsed to watch the show on channel 4 called riptideWash my wears in-tide cause its too damn coldOut-tide, thats how the runnings goIf there aint no dough then there aint no showSo take your roly poly fat promoter (ass)To the chemical bank, and get my cashIf you wanna see the people scream and laughYou best quest you ask the quest you ask real fastCause I dont wanna see em, start buckinThrowin chairs in the air while you be duckinWhat what? dont step to me with thatIf you promotin the show make sure it aint wack*sings*Or else Im leaving (let me tell you)Im leaving (*cut and scratched* let me tell you)Im leaving (*cut and scratched* let me tell you)Your wack show{q-tip} yo man whassup with that?{phife} yo dont sweat me...... cmon, five hundred, that was the deal{q-tip} cmon man, dont try to play me out{phife} we dont need you, sorry!!!{q-tip} you know you need me*drum roll*{q-tip}And the abstract rapper saysI want chicken, and orange juice, ? dat sauce on my rider?And my occasional potato by oreidaDont forget my pastry make sure theyre tastyIm not the type to be pushy or hastySee Im the type of bro thats reared in the ghettoTook a few shorts beforeNow the only ones I take are the ones that I wearAint takin no shorts no more, nowPlease act proper fore I call the crimestoppersDont dip on the dough, cause thats a no-noMake sure you count your money real slowBe alert, look alive, and act like ya knowIts, the 90s, time to make movesNot, the 80s, do away withcha wombSo what? you got a crewI got one too, theyre called the brooklyn zooDont break fool, lets be reserved and coolWe dont have to act like we in grade schoolJust make sure that were taken care ofAnd well do a fly show for ya bub, check it outDiggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-a-diddyDiggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-a-diddyDiggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-a-diddyDiggi-dang-diggi-dang, di-dang-ga-dang-diggy-diggy
