AC-DC - Carry Me Home Lyrics
The bartenders working on a late night shiftCheap bums and blondes and barmaids on a midnight drift.And the dance bands playing the same old slamIm sinking whiskey and youre sipping fine wineI dont know what it is youre trying to proveWell it should be you but its me who can hardly moveAnd Ive got my reputation lying on the lineCome on baby, be a good dog and help the blindWont you carry me home(like a truck, pick me up)You aint no lady but youve sure got taste in menThat head of yours has got you by time and time againMy arms and legs are aching and my heads about to blowAnd your backs been breakin and Id hate to spoil the showBut Ive just spent next weeks wages and Im right out of coinBut you want more and its half past four and they want to close the jointBut we cant afford a taxi, and its too late for the busBut Ive been told by friends of mine youre someone I can trustWont you carry me home(dont let me lie here in all this beer)You drank all your booze and half of mineIm bleary eyed and youre waiting for the sunshine (to come and kill me)Just like the man who threw me on the floorDont matter, while Im down here I might as well try and find the *****ing doorExcuse me, have you seen my swizzle stickAnd have you got a plastic bag cause Im gonna be sickIm dead drunk and heaven hanging upside downAnd youre getting up and leaving, you think Im gonna drownWont you carry me home