ASher Roth - Maybe I Dont Wanna Lyrics
feat. The Beach Boys, SWV & Tom Petty[Verse 1: Asher Roth]I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couchAnd watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me offMaybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loudAnd if I didn't then I isn't Asher RothI like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretchCheck my phone and see all the messages I missed"Asher it's important call me when you get a sec,I wan't to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt"Head in to the kitchen find out what's for break'Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled eggTurning on the telly, ESPNHitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends"Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope rapsAnd you slam dunk over Altimas, dagAsher Roth is killing yaPlay board games, answer triviaGo and stand Philly up, L-A sold separatelyProceed TiVo Jeopardy, please, no, never meIm more supermarket sweet, I go right for the bleachGo for big stabs of meat, no beefDon't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild manKid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kitIt's hip hop, not the ballad *****On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pediPro Chevron, anti-GettyIf I'm getting clawed, I'm losing my MacheteIf I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confettiShout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as ChevyFrom the state of Wash, where they smoke HettiesLook like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne GretzkyEither way you put it I'm smoother than uncle JessieI can do a handstand chilling underwaterI used to do it longer, but I started Marijuan-erTo talk about how power only wants to hold us downI figured it all out because I'm older nowMaybe a little jaded, think we should go crazyHaving a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babiesCause if I'm going out, want titties in my faceSmoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshakeYo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottieI hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dickDon't take it wrong shit, I know you got a nice serveBut if it doesn't work, tell her "Holler Asher"Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerpWhat's its worth, with the words, for sureKinda works, see I think I deserve to be a slime and a pervRules don't apply like I'm Tiger WoodsSipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger bruhI'm kind of tired of the showI don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couchAnd watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me offMaybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loudAnd if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth
