Alice Cooper - I Love America Lyrics
I love that mountain with those four big headsI love Velveeta slapped on Wonder BreadI love a commie... if'n he's good and dead, yupI love AmericaI love Old Glory and homemade pieI think them Ruskies should be sterilizedI love my chicken Kentucky Fried...Finger Lickin' Good!Hey there, this is A.B. Cooper fromCooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic CarsIt's our Fourth of July ... sale.Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic CarsAt the corner of Collins and CommerceI've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buyAt prices even you can affordSo come on down and say hello to me, and grannyAnd bring the kids to meet my snakeI say, "bye"Granny says, "bye"and the snake says, "sssssssssss"I love General Patton in World War IIMy Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy GlueI love the Beav and Wally too, yeahI love AmericaI love the bomb, hot dogs and mustardI love my girl, but I sure don't trust herI love what the Indians did to CusterI love AmericaHere they come!There they go!I love my jeans and I love my hairI love a real tight skirt and a real nice pairAnd on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glareI love AmericaI watch the A-Team every Tuesday nightI graduated, but I ain't to brightI love Detroit 'cause I was born to fightI love AmericaI love the Tigers but I hate the MetsI ride my Hog but I race my VetteI gotta job, but hell I'm still in debtI love AmericaI love my bar and I love my truckI'd do most anything to make a buckI love a waitress who loves to... flirt!They're the best kind I love AmericaTurn me onWell, I gotta go nowI love AmericaBye Bye, I tell you what though, I really do love itYou ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally
